Cougar stories.
Cougars, in general.
Over-use of the words c**k and p***y in erotica. Come on people, get a thesaurus!
Over-abundance of ARC reviews. Release day is losing the magic.
Reading PDF files on my Kindle. My eyes! My eyes! Am I blind yet?
Authors who crank out 2000 words/day while I struggle with one freakin' scene. In a week.
When my expectations exceed reality for a new release.
Bunny poop in my front yard.
Bunnies taunting my wiener dog.
Run-away wiener dogs.
Unnecessary repetition in novels. You already told me the heroine is lusting for the hero. Seriously. Like a million times. Kick it down a notch, buddy.
People who take themselves too seriously.
Yellow pine pollen. Gallons and gallons of it everywhere. It's raining yellow baby powder, Mom!
Hijackers on the Amazon boards.
Apologies by high profile cheaters. Just once, I would like to see one of these no-account, skanky man-ho's skip the press conference, the trip to an "undisclosed facility for sex addiction," and media circus and say nothing. Absolutely nothing. Because honestly, there is nothing to say. You're a lyin', cheatin', skanky man-ho. The end.
Hot "trends" in romance. I'm waiting for the gay Amish vampire pirate book. Any day now.
Okay, I can't think of any others at the moment, but I'm thinking I need a big martini right about now! (hee hee...I'm not kidding!). Oh yeah, another pet peeve....restaurants that don't have a good martini menu!
If you have any irritating pet peeves you need to get off your chest, please feel free to leave a comment.
Penelope
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