IT'S ALIVE!

No, it's not actually Christmas yet...

Yes, I sort of look like this right now...

Here's the Amazon link if you feel like reading a book about Santa Claus in September...(for the low, low price of $3.99)

Yes, I need sleep. And coffee. Because I'm not done yet!!! I'm formatting both LUMBERJACK and SWEET INSPIRATION for Create Space!

Create Space tried to kick my ass, but I turned into a formatting ninja and fought back. Hard.

Stay tuned for the conclusion to...

PENNY'S PUSH TO THE FINISH LINE!

COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU

STARRING PENELOPE

HUGH JACKMAN (WITH BEARD)

LUCY THE WEENIE DOG

ERIC BANA (WITH BEARD)

and in a supporting role...

DANIEL CRAIG (WITH BEARD)

Have a nice freakin' day,

Penelope