✵ Here's what I think about fanfic. I totally get fans being obsessed with fictional characters and wanting this fictional world to go on and on and on...can't let it go quite yet...still going...
But seriously. If you're a professional writer and you can't freakin' come up with an original idea for your own book? You need to get a new day job.
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✵ Thanks to Cara McKenna, I am now obsessed with pumpkin cupcakes with cream cheese frosting. They sound DIVINE! So, here's the Thanksgiving meal that I've planned so far...
1. Pumpkin cupcakes with cream cheese frosting
2. Cranberry mojitos
What turkey?
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✵ Channing Tatum (what kind of weird name is that?) is the Sexiest Man Alive? Is he legally able to drink?
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(I'm rolling my eyes with Daniel Craig, who is looking super hot with his salt and pepper beard and his bad-ass James Bond sports car)
✵ Out of the mouths of babes...When Natty found out I was giving my book away for free, she said, and I quote..."That's stupid."
NATTY DOES EYE ROLL
✵ Something totally crazy has been happening lately. I've been getting fan mail. EVERY DAY! Haaaaaaaa! That is banana nut crunch cray cray to the max! Pretty soon I'm going to be dressing like JR Ward, with the pearls, sunglasses, and a posse of body guards. Yeah. That's it.
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Well, that's it for the day! Have you had any eye roll moments lately? Let me know!
Penny
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